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AI? I'm Still On Bitcoin.

Human In The Loop (Barely).

I Came Down With A Severe Case Of Lie Down And Do Nothing Backprint.

I Hope This Email Finds You Horny.

I Only Trauma Dump When I Have Food Poisoning.

I Started Going To Bed Earlier So I Have More Time To Toss And Turn.

My Buddy Lost His Job To AI. He Used To Chug The Water At The Data Center Backprint.

My Favorite Pastime Is Writing "Etc" After Two Examples.

My Job Sucks But Better Than Chernobyl.

My Therapist Ran Out Of Tokens.

Nooooo Guacamole Tee

Not A First-Marriage Type Of Guy.

Not To Victim Blame But Why Was The Trojan Horse Allowed Inside? Backprint.

Payday Is Such A Beautiful 20 Minutes.

The Worst Part Of Having A Job Is Having To Wear A Bra.

They Should Invent A Version Of Me That's OK.

Thinking A Finance Bro Likes You Is Like Thinking The Stripper Loves You Backprint.

Unstoppable, Except Always Sleepy.

Well... That Was Pointless.

When Coworkers Ask About My Weekend I Feel Like I'm Talking To The Police Backprint.

Where Do I Log "Nap" In The CRM?

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