Where Do I Log "Nap" In The CRM?
I Only Trauma Dump When I Have Food Poisoning.
Unstoppable, Except Always Sleepy.
They Should Invent A Version Of Me That's OK.
My Job Sucks But Better Than Chernobyl.
I Hope This Email Finds You Horny.
AI? I'm Still On Bitcoin.
After Months Of Flirting We Took The Next Step: We Don't Talk Anymore.
I Started Going To Bed Earlier So I Have More Time To Toss And Turn.
The Worst Part Of Having A Job Is Having To Wear A Bra.
My Favorite Pastime Is Writing "Etc" After Two Examples.
Payday Is Such A Beautiful 20 Minutes.
Not To Victim Blame But Why Was The Trojan Horse Allowed Inside? Backprint.
Thinking A Finance Bro Likes You Is Like Thinking The Stripper Loves You Backprint.
I Came Down With A Severe Case Of Lie Down And Do Nothing Backprint.
When Coworkers Ask About My Weekend I Feel Like I'm Talking To The Police Backprint.
My Buddy Lost His Job To AI. He Used To Chug The Water At The Data Center Backprint.
Nooooo Guacamole Tee
π=3.14 69420.
Well... That Was Pointless.
My Therapist Ran Out Of Tokens.
Not A First-Marriage Type Of Guy.
Human In The Loop (Barely).
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